I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody AllenYes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.
Woody AllenNot think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Woody Allen