Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.
There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.
There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.