Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.