When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

The Jewish culture - people that are Jewish have a certain cultural habit that they've formed and one of those habits is an appreciation of theater and music - these are cultural things one does associate with values that are promulgated by Jewish families. I think that's a good thing.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.