When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as an audience member. I escaped by going into the movies and sitting in the movies all day long.

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.