I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Me and nature are two.

You can learn technological things, you can learn about specific things, but the real problems that people deal with in any subject, existential subjects or romantic subjects, you never learn anything. So you make a fool of yourself when you're 20, you make a fool of yourself at 40, at 60 at 80. The ancient Greeks were dealing with these problems. They screwed up all the time. People do now.

The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life.

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.