I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

There's something about my films; they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.