I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

Marriage is the death of hope.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

There's something about my films; they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.