I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives.

Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.