I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.
Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health.
I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.