As I've gotten older, the parts have diminished. I liked it when I was younger, I could always play the lead in the movie and I could do all the romantic scenes with the women, and it was fun and I liked to play that. Now, I'm older and I'm reduced to playing the backstage doorman or the uncle or something. I don't really love that so occasionally, when a part comes up, I'll play it.

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.