If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.