If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

I have a number of symptoms that are neurotic and are constricting in the sense that if I had a brilliant idea for a film that had to be shot in Tulsa, OK I would tear it up and throw it away. Anything outside of New York, 'cause I can't exist in a hotel outside of my own home, I have to be in my own home and my own environment. This is a neurotic symptom that is constricting to my work even.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

I'm awash in self-contempt!

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.