She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.

When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.