She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

Where did we come from? Where are we going? Is there possibility of a group discount?

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.