This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?
People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.
My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one
Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Those who can't do, teach!