My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.

If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.

Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.