I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.