I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.

To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.