I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

My experience creatively is different than my experience in life, for, as my father would say, the simple reason that you can't get hurt when everything goes wrong creatively.

... years of insanity have made this guy crazy!