I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.