Take the money and run.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.