I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
Woody AllenThe heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
Woody AllenDon't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
Woody AllenIn every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.
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