Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.

I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.