The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.