My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.