Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Woody AllenWhen I naturally write a story and I feel that the guy is sitting across the table from the girl and flirting with her... I think, 'God, that can't be me' because I'm just too old for that part. You need a 30-year-old or a 35-year-old for that part. And so I've given myself less and less roles.
Woody Allen