Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.