You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?