Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday