Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

I'd like to make a great movie. I've made many movies. I think I've made some good movies, but I never felt I've made a great movie.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.