Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.

Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

They were doing the Dying Swan at the ballet. And there was a rumor that some bookmarkers had drifted into town from upstate New York and that they had fixed the bullet. There was a lot of money bet on the swan to live.

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.