Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

I'm a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.