My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

No one ever wants the whole script. I give the whole script to people who require the whole script but to those people who don't require the whole script I don't give it to them and no one cares. They're relieved not to have to read extra pages that they're not in.

That's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going out and doing them. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it's the truth about the world.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.