Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

I'm a nice person! I have healthy life drives and goals! I don't drink, I don't smoke. I would never force myself sexually on a blind person!

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?