I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.