I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?