Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.

When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.

Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.