Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.

Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

Some women feel power is important, some women feel that looks are important, tenderness, intelligence...but sense of humor seems to permeate all of them.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting