[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
Woody AllenWhen the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a while.
Woody AllenGeez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
Woody AllenI think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public quite brilliantly.
Woody Allen