There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete.

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.

My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.