There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

My parents were very Old World. They come from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values in life are God and carpeting.

Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.

Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.