There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.