There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.