There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'it's benign.'

None of the arts are any good unless you really are great at them.