Culturally speaking, I was raised in a Jewish household. In addition to the religious side of it, I was taught respect for books and learning and the higher professions like medicine and law and teaching.

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.