Culturally speaking, I was raised in a Jewish household. In addition to the religious side of it, I was taught respect for books and learning and the higher professions like medicine and law and teaching.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.