After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.