I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.