When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.
Woody AllenWhen I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
Woody AllenI've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.
Woody Allen