I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.