My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

I read in self-defense.