I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
Woody AllenI believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Woody AllenI was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.
Woody AllenI work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.
Woody AllenI feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.
Woody Allen