In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I don't know enough to be incompetent.

I like filming in New York a lot myself, but London is accommodating to me; the weather's very good there and the conditions for shooting and the financial conditions, the artistic conditions are good, so it's a pleasant place to shoot.

In a relationship, it is better to be the leaver than the leavee.