In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.