The best things in life are censored.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.