The best things in life are censored.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

I like filming in New York a lot myself, but London is accommodating to me; the weather's very good there and the conditions for shooting and the financial conditions, the artistic conditions are good, so it's a pleasant place to shoot.

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.