If I just got up in the morning and had no place to go and was retired or something, I would be sitting there and be thinking, "Gee, what is the purpose of life? Why are we all finite? Why do we get old and die? Is there nothing out there? Why is it so tragic? Why do our loved ones perish? Why do we generate?" Who wants to think about that stuff?

Those who can't do, teach!

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.