Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

One man starving puts a crimp in my evening.

People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.