This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

By now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.