This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

I foresee death by culture shock.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

I'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman or Doug McGrath into a room and not be alone for the writing of the thing; to have the pleasure of taking walks and get lunch together; its sort of a fun process and then I do it and then I get back on my own for a while until I feel the need to do it again.