Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

I always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens were big and palaces were palaces and stars were larger than life that reality was so much inferior to what we felt was conceivably possible from what we had seen in the movies.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.