Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.