Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

In the event of war, I'm a hostage.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

I am two with nature.