His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

The less I speak to the actors, the better. And I always hire great people, and I don't want to impose my pre-conceived notions on them. They know how to play it.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.