That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.