That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.