That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

By now they had mastered my own language, but they still made simple mistakes, like using 'hermeneutics,' when they meant 'heuristic'.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Let's say there was a burning building and you could rush in and you could save only one thing: either the last known copy of Shakespeare's plays or some anonymous human being. What would you do?

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.