The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

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