The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.

The process of making films is so technically demanding that it's a distraction. You don't spend your time thinking about the philosophical content, which is often very depressing.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

I can't imagine any director directing a screenplay of mine, because the great directors all have very personal styles, and the ones that don't are not very interesting directors.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)