I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.