I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

Showing up is 80 percent of life.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.