I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself, only female.
If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.