You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.
Death is an acquired trait.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.