If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Men would make love with any number of women ... even total strangers, while females were selective. They were catering to the demands of one small egg. While males had millions of frantic sperms screaming: "Let us out, let us out!".

I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.