I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

When you make the film, it's like a chef who works on the meal. After you're working all day in the kitchen and dicing and cutting and putting the sauces on, you don't want to eat it. That's how I always feel about the films. I work on it for a year. I've written it, I've worked with the actors, I've edited, put the music in. I just never want to see it again.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.