To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Marriage is the death of hope.
I am an only child. I have one sister.
My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.