Showing up is 80 percent of life.

I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.

I have great faith in the actors. When they improvise, it always sounds better than the stuff I write in my bedroom. When they improvise, they make it sound alive.

Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.