I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.