What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?