If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.